Humorous men are always very popular with girls. If you show your humorous qualities appropriately when confessing, the success rate of confession will be greatly increased. However, just having humor and not being flirty is definitely not enough. So what are some flirting and humorous confession words?

1. Male: Excuse me, classmate, what’s the answer to this question? Do?

Female: Sorry, I can’t.

Male: Oh, you don’t know how, then let me tell you.

2. Male: If you love me or don’t love me, give me a one-word answer.

Female: I don’t love it.

Male: Can you give me a one-word answer? Try again!

3. Male: How many fingers do you have on your left hand?

Female: 5

Male: How many eyes do you have?

Female: 2

Male: How many mouths do you have?

Female: 1

Male: Well, I love you too.

4. Man: Can I ask you for directions?

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: Come to your heart!

5. Man: Let me carry you.

Female: Why?

Male: You were running around in my dreams all night last night. You must be exhausted.

6. Male: I have decided to confess my love!

Female: Okay, then come on.

Male: I have been outside her house for a long time and I didn’t dare to knock on the door.

Female: Knock boldly, I support you!

Male: Please open the door, I still dare not knock!

7. Male : There is a word I don’t recognize. Please tell me what it means.

Female: Which one.

Male: husband

Female: Husband

Male: Ah? How do I remember that it means wife?

Female: Obviously it is husband.

Male: Wife

Female: Husband

Male: Haha~ Wife

8. Male: I love you

Male: Sorry, my cat is stepping on my mobile phone

Female: Haha, it’s okay.

Male: Do you want to hear a secret?

Female: OK!

Male: I don’t have a cat at home.

9. Male: Sorry, I accidentally tore your textbook.

Woman: It doesn’t matter.

Male: Sorry, I accidentally broke your kettle.

Female: It doesn’t matter.

Male: Sorry, I accidentally broke your ruler.

Female: If you do this again, I will make you pay.

Male: Then how about I compensate you?

10.Male: Let me ask you a question, which one of your father, mother, sister, brother or husband is not related to you by blood? ?

Female: Husband.

Male: Oh, my wife is so smart.

Finally, I would like to give you another piece of advice. Although confession can essentially confirm your relationship, you must not try it rashly before attraction is established. Otherwise, no matter how flirty or humorous you are, it will be useless. Useless.