We all know that you should have fun chatting with a girl, so that the girl will be willing to chat with you, and she will be more active if you talk to her in the future. However, many boys themselves are relatively reserved in nature, and they don’t know how to make humorous jokes to make girls happy. Let me share with you a humorous start to chatting with a girl, and use love words to seduce her.

1. Humorous opening remarks for chatting with girls. First of all, you must be a person who doesn’t look very serious, such as:

When a girl asks you where you are from, you don’t want to kidnap her. Shall I go home?

2. Wow, your profile picture is beautiful, I want to get to know you!

3. Your eyelashes are so long, I want to chat with you!

4. Your eyes can talk, I want to talk to you!

5. Some people appear to be well-informed, but they have never even seen Peppa Pig, such as me.

6. I am really simple. I am thinking about how to chat with you and make you laugh all day long.

7. After you are with me, you can wash the dishes if you want and mop the floor if you want. Isn’t this free enough?

8. Walking alone at night, the surroundings are very dark, and I am so handsome...I am so afraid that others will not see me.

9. You are still young and I can’t bear to fall in love with you.

10. Others don’t know whether you are doing well or not, but when you gain weight, everyone will know.

11. I have done all kinds of evil, and I hope you will take me in to eliminate harm for the people.

12. In order to become a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day and wait for my father to become rich.

13. Girls nowadays are too poor. I asked me to go to her house and she said there was no door.

　14. I was so nervous when I saw you, because I was afraid that you would catch me peeking at you, but you just trimmed your hair and left.

15. Ever since I saw your ID card photo, I realized how easy it is to give up someone you like. Of course I’m lying to you

16. I especially like to eat with friends who love to chat. Usually when they are chatting, I will eat hard.

17. Fortunately, I don’t have a partner. Otherwise, in such a cold weather, I would have to reach out and type a message back to you, hum.

18. If there is anything you don’t like about me, please overcome it yourself.

19. When you get old and can no longer walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you Watch me dance with other old women.

　20. I never dare to ask you what kind of boy you like, because I’m afraid you will say you like me.

21. When you encounter unlucky things in life, don’t be depressed., cheer up, you have to believe that more bad luck is yet to come.

22. I feel that the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

　23. Time is a butcher's knife, it is aimed at those who are good-looking, but it has no effect on those who are ugly.

24. As long as you are alive, you will definitely meet delicious food.

　25. We are good friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing first.

26. If you dislike my bad temper, then you should find a leaker...

27. In the dead of night, I often ask myself, what was my original decision? Coming to Earth is right or wrong.

　28. Others are hitting the wall. It will definitely be very profitable for me to build the wall.

29. I have practiced Qigong and can make people angry to death. Do you want to try it?

　30. People change. For example, I used to only think about getting rich, but now it’s different. Now I just want to chase you!

31. I am just a little bitch, why should I like you?

　32. When you feel lonely and bored, turn on the computer and play a ghost movie. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the toilet, kitchen, and room.

　33. My shoulders are a little itchy, maybe they are growing little wings.

　34. There is no banquet that lasts forever. If you treat me, I can eat more with you.