The difference in thinking between men and women is really huge. Many times when a boy accidentally says the wrong thing, it may cause the girl to ignore him or even feel disgusted. To help you solve this problem, the editor will bring you a set of universal reply techniques for chatting today.
1. At work
If a girl says "at work.", then you can reply like this :
"You are so hardworking, I will reward you with a little red flower!"
"You are a hard-working little bee!"
"Playing on your mobile phone at work , won't you be caught by the leader?"
"It's so hard, I'll elope with you."
2. In class
If the girl says: " "In class", then you can say:
"Won't the teacher scold you for using your mobile phone in class?"
"If you use your mobile phone in class, I will report it to your teacher."
Use this way to tease girls, girls will feel your humor, and then they will talk about what they want to talk about, and the topics will continue to flow.
3. Working overtime
If a girl says "working overtime", there are generally two reply modes: one is the 'hatred mode'; the other is the 'sympathy mode' '.
Hatred mode: "Why can you work on weekends, but I can only rest at home? It's so unfair." Girls don't want to work overtime, but what you said seems like you still I envy her a lot. You don't want to rest at home. This will directly let the girl feel that you are teasing her, and this sentence is also very safe.
Sympathy mode: "You have to work so late, your leader is simply exploiting child labor." In this way, the girl is described as a cute little friend, and the distance between you and the girl is suddenly shortened. Much closer.
4. Staying at home
For example, in the evening or on weekends, if a girl says "I'm staying at home", you can say to the girl like this:
"I'm just staying at home on weekends." Disrespecting the weekend and wasting the weekend is a crime. Then add a snickering expression. "This will make it seem like you are joking. Of course, girls will think you are talking about something serious, but you add a snickering expression." With a snickering expression, girls will not feel uncomfortable.
You can also say to girls like this: "So you are a quiet and beautiful man.", "I can see that you are a homebody", "I feel like you are about to have mushrooms", "I'm not afraid of growing fat if I stay at home all the time." Gaining weight can be related to weight loss and body shape, and you can have more topics to talk about with girls.
In short, don’t stop chatting just because a girl is at home. She stayed at home because she was free, so it was even more important to continue chatting with her.
5. Is free
If a girl says she is "free", then you can say:
"Always Aren’t you afraid of gaining weight if you are idle?”
“If you are always idle, you will gain weight.”
These can be related to body shape and weight loss. Of course, you can also say: "Don't be idle, you can talk to me about something sweet." If you talk to a girl like this, your relationship will suddenly become ambiguous.
6. Stay here
If. When a girl says "I'm staying here," you can say:
"If you stay here any longer, you'll really become a fool."
"Aren't you afraid of growing fat if you stay here?"
In this way, you can talk about weight loss and body shape with girls, and the topics will become more
7. Watching TV
If a girl says "Watching TV", You can say:
"I want to be like that TV, with a shy expression." This sentence is suitable for you to talk to a girl when you are having an affair. If you are just chatting, you can say it to a girl. : "You are the last old person in China who sticks to the TV." Go tease the girl and say she is an old person.
8. She is lying down
If the girl says. "I'm lying down", you can say:
"Is it made into a big character?", this is what I often use, and it is very visual. If the girl responds well, you can say: " Move, make room." This sentence is suitable for chatting after your relationship is relatively ambiguous.
9. Lying on your stomach
If a girl says "lying on her stomach", then we can consider why the girl is lying on her stomach. Is she just lazy, idle or something else? You can tell the girl, "Did you eat too much or are relatives here?" Just ask the girl directly.
10. Preparing for the exam
If the girl says " "I'm preparing for the exam." If she is playing with her mobile phone at this time, it means that the girl doesn't mind chatting with you. Then you can say to the girl: "The first five multiple-choice questions are ABCDD. You don't need to thank me. My name is Lei Feng." In this way, you can directly You can deal with the fact that girls are preparing for exams. You can also say to girls, "I will reward you with delicious food if you do well in the exams." Take the opportunity to invite girls to go out for dinner.
11. .Eating
If a girl says "Eating", she can say:
"Eat more, while the baby is still growing"
"Replace I eat more, I lose weight, you are full and have the strength to cheer me up!"
"Eating so late will make you gain weight. "(Pulling hatred, in fact, girls also want to lose weight)
This way, you can have sex with girlsWhen it comes to weight loss and body shape, the number of topics to talk about with girls increases.
In fact, no matter what the girl says, you just need to state your status in the reply and describe it in a vivid way. This will allow your conversation to continue without causing her resentment. Then choose what you want to talk about based on the continued topics, whatever you are good at.
